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greykit.gamesv0.4.2-β

Security-themed games, edutainment, and other excuses to keep vibe-coding. Five little programs that will run in your browser, leak no telemetry, and judge none of your career choices. Probably.

[  OK  ] Loading kernel modules: tcp_kit.ko udp_kit.ko greykit.ko
[  OK  ] Mounting /dev/retro at /home/shan
[  OK  ] Injecting easteregg handlers konami.cht pulsedot.cht pixel.cht
[  OK  ] Verifying appreciative audience null
[ WARN ] Sunlight detected in /dev/window
[  OK  ] Spinning up cringe engine
[  OK  ] Games ready.

ls -la original/ original games 3 entries

/pumasoc LIVE

// security operations resource management

PumaSOC

Take control of a Security Operations program. Train analysts, invest in detections, deploy SaaS, and hire consultants. Don't forget to handle incidents, too.

./play GitLab

/pumasecure LIVE

// vulnerability management roguelike

PumaSecure

Drop into an unsecured, barely-managed network and mitigate your way to safety before the red team reaches your crown jewels… wherever they might be. Procedurally messy and chronically outmatched — do your best.

./play GitLab

/pumaresponse LIVE

// incident handling edutainment

PumaResponse

Incident handling choose-your-own-adventure or computer-based-certification-exam — we're not sure! Review the evidence and make your decisions, but be prepared for the consequences.

./play GitLab

ls -la inspired/ inspired games 2 entries

/pumapanic LIVE

// security-themed tower defense card game

PumaPanic

Man the firewalls and hold the line. Strategically deploy your resources to keep the servers safe against the APT horde. They shall not pass — unless you forget to renew the SSL cert.

./play GitLab

/pumaclicker LIVE

// retro idle clicker (with a puma)

PumaClicker

Shan's first foray into vibe-coding to prove it was totally worth buying Claude Pro Max. Just pet the puma. Buy upgrades to pet it harder and faster. But be careful — there is such a thing as over-petting.

./play GitLab

// disclaimer.txt //  No real SOCs were burnt out in the making of these games. Any resemblance to your actual on-call rotation is coincidental and frankly we're a little worried. The puma is fictional and self-cleaning.